Jesus Tapdancing Christ

An exclamation showing extreme surprise, anger, frusteration, or pain. Because it is mildly blasphemous, it should be used only under the most extreme of negative situations.

I think my left not just got run over by a car...JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!

by Crazy Dick July 4, 2003

jesus H. christ

The H stands for Jesus' favorite fruit, honeydew melon.

"Jesus H. Christ! Will you please shut up already?!"

by LotsaPasta March 25, 2017

jesus h christ

What you can say when you are extremely disgusted, shocked, suprised, etc.

Jesus H Christ, that fart smells like rotten ass.

by Jim shitmaster October 13, 2006

The last temptation of Christ.

A movie make in 1988 about the human side of Christ.
In the movie Christ has a vision on the cross of marrying Mary Magdalene and living a normal life.
It enraged bible thumpers because it suggested that Christ could have lived a normal life including having a normal sex life.
It is a good movie. A must see if you can.

Did you see the movie "The last temptation of Christ"?
The last temptation of Christ.

by Deep blue 2012 February 11, 2010

jesus christ on rye

This refers to Jeus being healthy in a comical way.

Jesus Christ on rye, that was a cool crash.

by RoundElephant September 26, 2007

Christ On A Pogo Stick

Used as an exclamation when something crazy happens
This is one of my many catch phrases (Funzzzies DasFez)

See a car crash CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK (use curse words appropriately)
Get a D on a test you studied for CHRIST ON A POGO STICK
see some fucked up shit on reddit fifty fifty Christ on a pogo stick

by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 22, 2017

Gangsta[4]Christ

A person who took to crime, gangs, drugs, and/or violence, to find exceptance and truth, had a hopeless past and future but found the Lord Jesus, in christian terms,(got saved), and God changed them, forgave them of their past, took their guilt and made them new, then used their experiences, gained through living this way, to help those still trapped, to be free, and find what it is that is missing in their lives, in God.

(Life application bible)

"Through you i am saying to the prisoners of darkness, 'Come out!. I am giving you your freedom!'.
Isaiah 49:9.

"Through you Laura i am saying to the prisoners of darkness, 'Come out. I(the Lord your God)am giving you your freedom".

A Gangsta4Christ is someone who has, and will endure anything to bring light into the darkness, and bring christ(to)lost.

by Laura Solomon..x.Gangsta4Christ.x February 23, 2008