(CONT.) You can talk about anything to a Chris. However, never get into an argument with one because they always think they win, when clearly they're LOSING. Also, make sure you send him lots of videos of cats because he will laugh. And one day he will own a cat but it's gonna be a stupid cat! They seem to think that there is a word that rhymes with orange when there isn't. They don't think they're the awesomest which is just PLAIN WRONG.
by Italians Rule June 21, 2012
Get the Chrismug. The Chris is a large, spineless creature who stalks the rare Taybra. Their only sexual orientation is Flamingly Homosexual, therefore, they only participate in hardcore buttsex. Diet includes everything possibly ingestable, AIDS, and human semen.
by TASK October 29, 2008
Get the Chrismug. A term usually used for calling someone scum,or a cheating dirt bag. Persons who are usually called this term, tend to date "pan" faced crazy girls, and sit at home and watch youtube videos alone. They tend to be manipulate, ugly, with red hair, and tons of freckles. They are usually skinny,and have no muscle mas. Karma is always against Chris's, and they get in icy car accidents, and for some reason cheat death, just like how they cheat on everything else.
If you have a chance to meet a "Chris", it's better to stay as far away as possible.
If you have a chance to meet a "Chris", it's better to stay as far away as possible.
by his.worst.nightmare. October 20, 2008
Get the Chrismug. 1. Steals thier friends drinks
2. Gets mortal will not admit it
3. Laughs at the saying 'Chocolate Pudding!'
2. Gets mortal will not admit it
3. Laughs at the saying 'Chocolate Pudding!'
1. 'Who stole my drink, who pulled a chris'
2. a. 'Are you chrissed'
b. 'No, im totally sober'
3. a. 'CHOCOLATE PUDDING!'
b. 'HAHAHAHAHAHA!'
2. a. 'Are you chrissed'
b. 'No, im totally sober'
3. a. 'CHOCOLATE PUDDING!'
b. 'HAHAHAHAHAHA!'
by Amie! January 11, 2009
Get the Chrismug. Stuipid,Arrogant small cocked boy. Should stop playing runescape or "WoW" because hes a fucking faggot ass bitch. Injects big penis,and anal destroys himself with metal poles. thinks everyone is gay. when in reality hes gay. FUCKING NERD
by FUCK YAH ;D August 6, 2011
Get the Chrismug. selfish cheap hateful mooching lying brokeass cuntfuck fatso who gives stinkin' origami homemade RINGs. HAHAHA OMFG. Get real bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Chris coked that skeeze up then screwed the fucking hell out of her!!!!!"
Is she pregnant?
No.
Wonder why.
Is she pregnant?
No.
Wonder why.
by *her musband* March 18, 2009
Get the Chrismug. A person with extremely scaly and bumpy skin, makes jokes about halo and Call of Duty 4, and is obsessed with one girl
by ram123 March 18, 2009
Get the Chrismug.