Chub Chong

A little fat Asian man with a chode.

Did you see Britney take the Chub Chong home yesterday?

by TommyTheManCruise July 13, 2016

Sus Chong

'Sus Chong' is a what this one dude named Caine typed out on Snapchat one day instead of 'Disc Golf'.

Do you want to go sus chong later?

by Alter Ego Caine September 13, 2023

Chong

Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!

Look at Chong!(Wow)

by Chong270 August 21, 2019

Chonged

When one has consumed a substantial amount of marijuana

yo bro this cali is something else, im so chonged xD

by chongedsloth February 10, 2022

Kinda Chong

Uses a fish bowl as a waterbottle
Mood swing all day every day
Likes to ship couples

Most famous line: "Wow! 冷靜啲! WOW"

"Oh no we have kinda chong today"

by caesarpizza April 29, 2025

ching chong ho ho ho

Someone who is Asian who says something such as, "I'll give you 20 bucks if you eat that." But then never does. Usually with the name Chelsea.

Look at that ching chong ho ho ho! That bitch owes me 20 bucks!

by A woman's penis January 27, 2020

ging mong chong ming chong

A Racist Black Person

OMG ITS A ging mong chong ming chong, Got your guns ready?

by pawsyfurry April 22, 2024