chode

Please, people--chode or choad is a multipurpose word which refers primarily to:

a) A penis which is wider than it is long (it is most certainly anatomically possible, for I have seen one for myself--it is not likely to be a common occurrence, but it certainly exists).

b) A duplicate term for the taint (perineum).

c) A fabulous insult combining the insultative power of both shades of meaning above.

a) "Holy Shit!!! The chode is real! It exists! I saw it with my own eyes!--Wait...how the hell can he have meaningful sex with that???"

b) "After that marathon, I had to use an abrasive to remove my chode scum because the bath just didn't do the job."

c) "Dude, that kid complements the professor so much it makes me sick--he's such a chode-slurper!"

by loki7 September 3, 2008

Chode

Every 6 year old minecraft player

When the six year old earrapes the mic...
Me: Shut up you chode

by Meaningsdefinitions August 18, 2018

chode

1) the skin between your balls and your asshole
2) a stupid person who does stupid things

1) "dude, my gf licked my chode last night"
2) "tara is such a chode sometimes"

by Crissy April 23, 2004

chode

a penis that has a greater girth than length

like this 8IID
rather than this 8===D

DAMN!!! Lester's chode looks like a stack of 4 mini pancakes!

by T-Mart16 April 24, 2008

Grundle Chode

A Grundle Chode is when a guy is extremely ugly.

Jersey shore's version is "A MALE Grenade"

Girl 1: I wanted to get it in, but all they had at the club were grundle chode's.

Girl 2: Oh, well you can't always find a gorilla Juice head.

by JOYZGRL November 1, 2010

chode butter

Sweat originating from the scrotum of males (ball sweat)

When I tea bag Brett's mom, she loves to lick my chode butter.

by Enrique Villareal January 25, 2003

beef chode

A dick that is wider than long. Like Farve from Super Troopers.

Ew. That guy has a fucking chode.

by Jared Bishop June 15, 2004