Chinese cheese

It's when you need to poop but your fat and hot.

Tim: hey Greg u look like u need to do something

Greg: gotta go Chinese cheese.

by your big gay ○w○ April 8, 2019

chinese class

A kind of course that teach you the most difficult language in the world, including a kaleidoscope of words and irregular grammars, besides, every single word has different meaning while put with other words. A Chinese class will install you knowledges with highly subjective perspective, most of which might be incredibly useless and doesn't make sense. Though Chinese classes are usually unreasonable, if you want to pass your final exam, you have no choice but to yield to Chinese teachers’ opinions.
A Chinese class can also used to describe something useless or unreasonable.

Student A: Every day is a holiday somewhere in the world.
Student B: It's such a Chinese class!

by Sherlock Eurus December 21, 2019

Chinese batarang

a batarang made in china it is ussualy used as a last resort seeing how it sucks dog dick

chinese batman used chinese batarang on catholic priest....its uneffective... cathloic priest used molest on robin.. he now has aids

by troubledmidget12 February 23, 2013

Chinese Bombshell

When you pull a girls eyes during doggy style and as you are about to cum you fart as loud as possible

Yo Jack, I had the dirtiest Chinese Bombshell with that chick last night. It was like Hiroshima

by Chris Kinkle March 8, 2021

Chinese Firetruck

When a man ices his cock until it turns bright red and then performs oral sex on up to 3 lovers. Man or Woman

Bob brought home his girlfriend Brittany and told her they should go all the way. But not 3rd base. Chinese firetruck

by BustANut222 March 4, 2009

chinese tickler

The chinese tickler is the act of two males inserting their penises into a chinese finger trap and then proceeding to pull and push making the trap tighter and looser respectively.

Boy: Man my dick is so sore.
Man: What happened?
Boy: I just did the chinese tickler
Man: that explains the cross pattern

by thechinamanwiththeplan February 11, 2012

to pull a chinese

To misstate or lie about one's age.

Derives from the misstatement of He Kexin's and Yang Yun's age as 16 (2 years older than they were) during 2008 and 2000 Olympics respectively.

Damn, she tried to pull a chinese on me last night. I would have been in deep trouble.

by ra99 October 14, 2008