Chinese Toothpaste

A very toxic substance. What it is made of nobody knows.

The late great Greg Giraldo at the roast of Flavor Flav

"Snoop Dogg is here. Snoop once smoked so much weed he shit a rope. Snoop is filled with so many toxins that he is banned in more countries than Chinese Toothpaste."

by T_rump_supporter March 22, 2017

chinese butthole

The act of slipping a quarter into a partner's anus, making it look Chinese.

I gave her the old Chinese butthole!

by TerminatorARB May 11, 2018

chinese wedding

A sex act in which a much older white man engages in sex with an underaged Asian woman covered head to toe in paint on top of a blank canvas.

Jerry had a Chinese wedding last night after he finished grading papers.

by FranklyT March 11, 2017

Chinese Bombshell

When you pull a girls eyes during doggy style and as you are about to cum you fart as loud as possible

Yo Jack, I had the dirtiest Chinese Bombshell with that chick last night. It was like Hiroshima

by Chris Kinkle March 8, 2021

Chinese Firetruck

When a man ices his cock until it turns bright red and then performs oral sex on up to 3 lovers. Man or Woman

Bob brought home his girlfriend Brittany and told her they should go all the way. But not 3rd base. Chinese firetruck

by BustANut222 March 4, 2009

Chinese Dove

The Chinese Dove is when instead of sitting on a toilet bowl regularily for a shit, you stand on the rim of the seat, squat, and flap your arms while the shit leaves your anus.

Jordan and I were having battleshits and he whipped out the Chinese Dove. Needless to say, he won that battle.

by Tomathen23 May 7, 2011

eating chinese

To perform oral sex on a woman. Its a small, but managable leap from the stereotype that chinese restaurants serve cat meat.

I don't mind eating chinese, especially when my girlfriend is willing to return the favor.

by Mister_Miagi July 30, 2010