Bricks and chips

Weed and money

I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips.

by Notoriously loved January 5, 2011

hide the chips

Before hiding the sausage, any man worth his salt first hides the chips. i.e. before sticking your cock in a bird it is generally wise to stick a couple of fingers in there to assess the risk of disease/transvestite/mousetraps.

This act can be conveniently passed off as "foreplay".

A: Dude I saw you getting it on with Stacey last night, how'd you make out?
B: Gutted, she'd only let me finger her.
A: Hid the chips?* Here let me smell.

*past participle of "hide the chips"

by Mr. Cardboard June 27, 2011

Fart Chips

Sour cream and onion chips that fill the car with a fart-like scent after the bag is opened.

Mary: "Katherine, do you want some chips?"

Katherine: "No, those are fart chips, you cheese wipe!"

by marydeee August 14, 2008

chainsaw sally

one of the sexiest girls i've EVER seen! now im not particularly into gothic girls but this chick is FINE! all guys go to www.chainsawsally.org to find out what i mean...OMFG! SHE IS HOT! I CANT SAY IT ENUFF!

Id Love To Bone Chainsaw Sally

by David Towle June 5, 2004

chaise

Means "chair" in French. Often misused by Americans who think that "chaise lounge" is an actual object, when the real name for it is "chaise longue"

(It means long chair for those of you who don't know, NOT lounge chair.)

Duh! Learn to spell!

by Keira June 18, 2004

Chainsaw

The act of rubbing your braces while performing cunnilingus. Noises optional.

I chainsawed that bitch and she screamed for hours!

When Tommy chainsawed Suzie she cried, and Tommy had bits of clitoris flesh in his braces for a week.

by kittymuffin December 24, 2007

Chapstick

Something that Tomura Shigaraki from MHA or BNHA needs.

Person A: hey you know chapstick?
Person B: Yeah Shigaraki really needs some.
Shigaraki: SCREEEEEEEE

by Shamelessimp January 10, 2021