Contextually hot

The view of a man/woman appearing significantly hotter due to their occupation or lifestyle, such as MILF's and teachers

Gaz: Dude, the things I'd do to Miss Smith
Bernard: ah take a good look man, she's only contextually hot cos she's a teacher

by usain.lightning July 16, 2011

Contextiots

Those who cannot understand context no matter how much they try. They take words and phrases at their bare bones meaning without taking into account the greater meaning hidden inside what has been said. Their understanding and assessment of conversation is very weak and jump to conclusions without trying to examine possible circumstances. These people usually cannot take a joke.

Those interns Jannis hired are complete and utter contextiots.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

lee center

A small town outside of Rome NY where vouluantar firefighters hangout ,get drunk , play midnight kickball at their Fielddays and fight people from Taberg

It's midnight let's go lee center and play kickball

by Mr Cheeto June 22, 2017

Cruff Center

In Jamaica there is a place known as the JUTC Transport Center aka The Cruff Center, where people of Jamaica take public buses to there various destinations. This place is located in Half Way Tree which contains most of the Jamaican cruffs. This is the place you want to be if you want to smell the foulest odors from humans, get robbed, beat up, stabbed, shot etc... This place is a three way disaster. Either you get robbed, you get hurt or you end up smelling bad. Avoid at all cost.

Yo, yah go park?

no enuh G mi nah touch dah cruff center deh ute.

by unanimous0 March 4, 2019

Park Center Senior High

Park Center Senior high or PHS is a school where “every body gets along” the teacher’s? Don’t even start. They’re so cheap they all went to that ghetto ass school and now they’re trying to teach us? Please! I’m still learning the same shit form 7th grade! Let’s not forget the smelly ass bathroom by the front of the schools, I’m sorry but y’all stank like ass. Bad ass, please stop doing your hair with bacons grease in the bathroom. It’s 8am and y’all smoke a whole ass joint on the bus or in the mf bathroom. Y’all good? No. I’m sorry but y’all Asian girls NEED to stop sharing a strawberry vape or a whole ass vape in general. I’m sorry for the girls who get pregnant by those low life guys and leave you! Y’all are strong!

Group of kids in the hallway at 7:00 before school fucken starts: *whisper*

*passes group of kids 2*

Group of kids 2: I’m pullin up to the mf school and shooting this shit down, *throws random gang signs up*

Group of kids 1 shocked: nahh, y’all bitch ass mother fuckers-

Administration: FUCKEN STOP, you BETTER STOP.

Snapchat: I’m shooting this school down, I’m calling all my homies, getting my two’s tomorrow

School administrators:**PANIC PANIC PANIC**

Sports students: omg I’m scare that we’re gonna get shot guys whahahaha.

Students: what, what’s going on?!

Police around the whole school: *mother fuckers waisting my time again*

Me: y-you think those mother fuckers are smart enough to do that?!!

Sarah: omg he goes to Park Center Senior high He must be hot!

Kid from PHS: no he’s ugly in the inside. Sorry

by Isatnskzyoushouldtoo September 12, 2020

West Of Center

A variation of the term "left of center" but FAR more intense. Used to describe people who are clearly mentally unstable, babble on and on about stuff that makes no sense whatsoever, and who view themselves in the most narcissistic way you could possibly imagine.

The first instance of a person being West of Center, was a black celebrity who had a meeting Donald Trump the other day

Jesus Christ, I'm not going near that guy, he's completely west of center!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

the Creamy Center

A clandestine meeting place for a selective band of misfits who enjoy depravity, debauchery, other dimensions, allegedly

the Creamy Center is the dopest place in this dimension!

by #theCreamyCenter November 12, 2020