Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December

I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Of course bro, i am always up for a challenge.

by Delays April 15, 2024

The Singapore Mathematics Calendar

A math calendar à la Singapour, which is designed in such a way that the answer to the problem on each day is the date on which the question appears, aims to develop in children a positive attitude towards the world’s most disliked school subject—when they are exposed to the beauty and joy of math rather than seeing it as a mere drill-and-kill subject.

The Singapore Mathematics Calendar—which takes three or four times longer to write than a typical assessment (or supplementary) math title, and costs a few folds more in publishing it—is a first in Singapore math publishing, as it offers students a creative and fun way to learning math, while honing their problem-solving skills.

by Numerati November 25, 2024

Slide into calendar

Making your move on a colleague.

Slide into calendar can be used in these ways:

"Hey Hege, I noticed an empty time slot on your Outlook… mind if I slide into your calendar?"

"First, he asked for a ‘brainstorm session.’ Then, a ‘strategy sync.’ Now, a ‘team lunch’? Hege, he’s definitely sliding into your calendar!"

"I saw him lingering by Hege’s desk all week—dude’s trying to slide into her calendar."

by Calendar Creep February 27, 2025

Alaskan Advent Calendar

The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.

I gave my bitch and Alaskan Advent Calendar and the funeral is next thursday.

by 6117 March 11, 2025

PJ Woods and Co Calendar

Calendar full of the craziest days of the year

I checked my bro's calendar to realize it was a PJ Woods and Co Calendar

by RyZ Raps November 12, 2025

Zero-cred celeb

Zero-cred celeb: A person who has achieved fame without any discernible talent, charm, or credibility. Often known for being famous for no clear reason, they might be annoying, unattractive, and devoid of any real skills. Despite this, they remain in the spotlight, often baffling audiences. This term is a humorous nod to the irony of modern celebrity culture, where some individuals gain fame without any genuine talent—in other words, famous for being famous, which makes no sense at all.

Lee: Frank I want to be one of them YouTubers social media celebrities.

Frank: How Lee, you have zero talent whatsoever, Bruv?

Lee: Exactly bruv LOL.
Frank: if you turn into one of them annoying

Zero-cred celeb bruv we are done bruv.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese November 27, 2025

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024