Caudal and Cantle

A term commonly used when a male human has attempted to mate with a horse, but said horse has decided to bolt for freedom while unfortunately tangling itself to the spurs of the ‘horse riders’ boots resulting in them being pulled along the ground, covered in hay, excrement and an erection the size of a snake.

Have you seen John since the Caudal and Cantle? I don’t think he’ll be getting that veterinarian of the year award after all.

I was into Caudal and Cantle before TikTok made it mainstream

Caudal and Cantle is not something your father talks about at the Actuaries Annual Gala darling!

by CrudePierre November 3, 2021

caldwell county coleslaw

When your wife gives you a blow job but before she swallows she gives your brother a hickey.

"She must have performed the Caldwell County Coleslaw, because he gave his brother his wife and the double wide to go with her"

by dirtydavis November 8, 2021

Carldene

Beautiful, caring, intelligent, and loyal and is the devils daughter herself

Carldene is a lovely student

by Queen caring September 4, 2021

caullan

A name

Caullan is a homie hopper

by The good putty September 8, 2021

Caulinology

The study of the cauliflower and it's seediactual qualities.

"Hey you can't plant that Brassica oleracea var. botrytis there!"

"Why not??"

"Because I'm qualified in Caulinology"

by Caulinogist September 24, 2021

Caul

When you are so cool, you are as cool as Paul Russell

Man, that dude is Caul, but is Paul Cool?

by TimmyVee September 29, 2021

Caldon

He is valli, like palli, he is good friend :)

Hey look its caldon, no its valli

by Something joel November 22, 2021