Bobby Carrot

A "bobby carrot" is the act of inserting a carrot up the rectum and convincing others you can see perfectly in the dark.

Wait, I can see. I've been bobby carrotted by your mum.

by granny bukkake November 27, 2007

Kawaii carrot

A kawaii carrot is like a umpa lumpas pp it goes up your bum and you eat it after

I had such a good kawaii carrot

by Yiffinggurl241006 April 15, 2019

Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.

Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot

by McShlammer February 10, 2023

carrot boobs

when instead of drooping naturally, a pair of breasts point outward more than is reasonably expected. This phenomena indicates that the enitre breast--not just the nips--are pointing, seemingly defying Newtonian physics. Causes remain unknown.

My brother-in-law calls my wife "carrot boobs" because her breasts intermittenly poke out like nubby carrots. I hate that douche canoe.

by carrotboobs1278 November 22, 2008

egg carrot

The act of shaving a carrot for to long and it manifesting as an egg shaped carrot

I tried to make lunch and finna made a egg carrot

by The Tooner May 07, 2018

carrot juice

A person with red hair and freckles. Normally used when describing someone attractive.

"That snowboarder Shawn White is so hot."

"I know, I love those carrot juice guys."

by Amber Thomas September 23, 2006

Jim Carrot

A man who eats carrots his name is jim.

Hey jim would you like a carrot . Yes Jim Carrot

by DualTone February 19, 2012