Bobby Carrot

A "bobby carrot" is the act of inserting a carrot up the rectum and convincing others you can see perfectly in the dark.

Wait, I can see. I've been bobby carrotted by your mum.

by granny bukkake December 27, 2007

egg carrot

The act of shaving a carrot for to long and it manifesting as an egg shaped carrot

I tried to make lunch and finna made a egg carrot

by The Tooner June 3, 2018

carrot butt

Somebody who puts carrots in their butt.

Hey jess and becca, did you remember when benny? What a carrot butt

by Daxlions June 8, 2016

Baby carrot

A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

Dude your such a baby carrot

by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016

Carrot Top

A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.

Hey man what is tha........ (Carrot Top Administered)

by DarkLord1776 November 28, 2017

carrot peel

Someone who is very VERY skinny and is too orange.

Look at Mollie shes such a carrot peel.

by ashlin_james November 8, 2014

cunt carrot

A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.

Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."

by kordru March 11, 2020