Cape Town

Also known as The Mother City because it was the first colonized city in Southern Africa

The Best city in Africa, not sure about outside of Africa because I've never been.

The best place to party in South Africa.

Awesome culture amongst the locals, especially the coloured community(please do not get offended by the term 'coloured' because in South Africa it is actually a race and I for one am proud to be coloured)

Cape Town has the biggest mixed-race (coloured) community in the world... just don't go telling a coloured person they mixed-race cause then you giving them cause for beating you up, this however does not apply to all coloured people.

Cape Town is full of adventurous places to go and wonderful beaches and other beautiful scenery(this also includes the sexy Capetownians)

Cape Town is also famous for the wine route, because it is home to some of the biggest vineyards in the world, infact the Western Cape is home to the biggest vineyard in the world.

and last but not least Cape Town is home to some of the best people you could ever hope to party with, no joke!!!

Guy1 : If you wanna meet really beautiful women come to the J&B Met.

Guy2 : wheres that?

Guy1 : in Cape Town, dude its a hoe-asis and it only happens once a year.

by Cannybaby March 5, 2011

Superman Cape

The act of jizzing on an individual's upper back and sticking the sheets to their back and let it dry to make a cape.

It hurt to take off the superman cape after a long night of hard fucking.

by Drew P. Weener May 28, 2009

cakesniffer

A stupid insult used by Carmella Spats to insult the Baudelaire orphans in
A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Book 5
The Austraire Academy

Cakesniffers Living In The Orphan Shack!

by Scribbler April 9, 2005

cabesnooks

1. The act of receiving sensational oral sex from a woman.
1. Cuando una vieja te da cabezasos.

Hey Jeni, what's up with some cabesnooks? Hook it up with your face!

by Will Rockwell December 11, 2004

Pang-cakes

Pang-cakes, a possible typo but most likely an intentional play on the word "Pancakes", self-evidently describe a baked cake of pang.

Pienipple: "I just made pancakes this morning with homemade cultured buttermilk"

Polly: "I myself had some high quality pang-cakes, it makes tT radio sound amazing!"

by Idle. January 2, 2011

Red Caped Crusader

A large, extremely moist, blood filled tampon. Usually found in bitch ass skank ho's who charge 5.50 and stand on the corner of Washington and East Brittania wondering why her kids hate her! That's right Mom, I said it! Get off the streets and get a real job, support the family! You wonder why Dad's leaving........Sorry.

I tried to fuck that skank-ho, but she left a red caped crusader in her cunt-hole.

by Rhode Island Sam November 13, 2006

Cape

When someone says an egregious lie. The word is similar to the English term “Cap”. As a Zimbabwean would pronounce “Cap” as “Cape” hence the addition of the “e”. The term originates in a quaint little town in Buckinghamshire (AY).

J2: “ KJ LOAD UP MY EYEBROW PENCIL I KNOW YOU HAVE IT”
KJ: “ CAPE! I DIDN’T TAKE IT!” ASK SK!
SK: CAPE KJ I DON’T EVEN HAVE EYEBROWS!!

by PTSDF December 27, 2020