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Douche canoe

An arrogant ignorant individual that is causing the rest of the world as much pain as possible somebody who’s over the top worse than it a regular douche bag he’s the douche of all douche someone think they’re entitled arrogant selfish
You’re sure a huge douche canoe a flop, woman abuser, narcissistic, asshole that feels entitled feels like you don’t have to work. You can just mooch off of everybody piece of shit. Father doesn’t take care of any responsibilities and bitches and complains about everything that’s not given to them, arrogant useless heartless, and the only thing that they have going for them is their sexual attachment that their parents gave them a person that gets their dick from their mom and not their dad.

Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?
by Dick Michael Miller March 27, 2025
mugGet the Douche canoemug.

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose
Julia is a roof canoe at cooking
by roofcanoe May 1, 2020
mugGet the Roof Canoemug.

nathanael cano

The most talented mf to ever exist. Nathanael cano is a Mexican-American singer, he ugly asf tho
Person 1: Nathanael Cano is so ugly
Person 2: yea, I like his music tho
by stick-bug514 May 2, 2024
mugGet the nathanael canomug.

Dick douche canoe

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
by Willie June 11, 2021
mugGet the Dick douche canoemug.

Douche canoe

A fuckhead that is the size of a small boat.
My ex boss was such a douche canoe. She constantly lied about staff behind their back.
by Peaches&Boo January 10, 2017
mugGet the Douche canoemug.

Cano

A slur often used by cano supporters. Directed at weaked headed minds who cannot handle sexy short italian men who happen to be racist.
Person 1: we should invite Cano to play with us
Person 2:AAUUGUHVBVUBH UHHGUBHNHGJB
by iamthesam June 13, 2022
mugGet the Canomug.

Douche Canoe

When someone is such a douche that they overflow the capacity of a douchebag and is able to fill a canoe.
When you’re double dipping, you’re a douche canoe!
by Lilapowers June 17, 2018
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