Whoopie Cannon

After cumming inside her, with her ass up, fill the vagina with air like a balloon with your mouth; next anal doggy style, thrust once in all the way and shove your balls into her vagina as far as possible, then you both fall forward and the massive queef will blow your balls out with force making a whoopie cannon.

Damn dude may nuts is killin me!

Why's that?

I got mah bitch drunk enough to try the whoopie cannon last night

*HIGH FIVE*

by Anita Lott Moore February 04, 2010

Fire the cannon

to fart on the toilet
to fart loudly in a place that will create an echo

Honey what are you doing in there? "I had to fire the cannon"

by Embrey April 04, 2010

Thruster Cannon

Ungh...

Thruster Cannon ...Ungh.

by SselluosS August 15, 2011

cannon fart

A fart that sounds like a cannon blast and leaves your asshole at such a rapid speed that it shoots out a hard round nugget of feces like a cannon ball

*guy farts*
Girl: oh what hit me?
Boy: I just cannon farted on you! That was a cannon ball of my shit that hit you!

by Hymenpunisher November 17, 2014

have cannon

To be heavily armed.

"The French are have cannon"

"Are you sure"


"Sorry, I meant the taliban"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Bobby Cannon

The saltiest, most unindependent degenerate to exist on this mortal coil

Person 1:Wow I just fought a king k main
P2: He was probably a bobby cannon
P1: Yh fam u right

by Fuck bobby cannon, honestly December 22, 2018

Tit Cannon

the act of drinking diet cola so fast that your tits pop off and/or the soda shoots out of your nipples.

Johnny drank his diet soda so fast that I got soaked from his Tit Cannon.

by Brittany Glitter <3 January 21, 2011