When someone has a raunchy ass fart (preferably warm and must be odor filled), cups their hand over their ass, and catchs this bundle of joy. Your next move takes precise timing as you only have seconds to deliver this devastating smell by cupping your hand over the victims nose and/or mouth while stating "Can of Poop!"
by RedDragonBucket May 22, 2011
Get the Can of Poopmug. by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013
Get the Choked the canmug. Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.
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by Hannahpleaseloveme June 9, 2019
Get the Canned Coochiemug. A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.
"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."
by BoredCollegeKid April 6, 2016
Get the Schrödinger's Canmug. introducing small percentages of nitromethane into the fuel tank of a methanol burning race engine to increase its power output. this practice is against the rules of most sanctioning organizations in most racing classes. the exception being top fuel drag racing. in top fuel and top fuel funnycar nitromethane is used in very high percentages with only small amounts of methanol. nitromethane (ch3no2) mixes well with methanol but will not mix with gasoline unless a small percentage of acetone is added to the mix.
driver; "if I cant cut a light we will probably lose the next round because we have to race the number one qualifier".
crew cheif; "lets try tipping the can and hope no one can smell the nitro".
driver; "that is a stupid idea. I like racing here". or "good idea! did we bring any nitro?"
crew cheif; "lets try tipping the can and hope no one can smell the nitro".
driver; "that is a stupid idea. I like racing here". or "good idea! did we bring any nitro?"
by Nitrous Jim February 9, 2017
Get the tipping the canmug. When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup
(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf
by Massive corey October 7, 2020
Get the Can of soupmug. Another way of saying anal sex, which pretty much involves a penis of some sort thrust into an asshole of any kind. Plain and simple, the meat log in the balloon knot!!!
Yo yo yo, I know diz skeezy bitch ass ho dat likes sausage in the can, you know whut I'm sayin'???? Whut do you mean did duh skeezer scream, NIGGA PLEASE!!!
by JASON C-10-K September 13, 2008
Get the SAUSAGE IN THE CANmug.