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can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race 

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It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.
"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"
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can you dig it 

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Do you understand?
Comprende?Ya get it?
can you dig it by the tweaker February 16, 2004
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Can i buy a question mark? 

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A question used to show how you have no idea what someone is talking about. It comes from Wheel of Fortune when a contestant does not know the correct answer so they say "Can I buy a question mark?" instead of "Can I buy a vowel?"
Teacher: What is a detriment of space reconnaissance?

Student: Can i buy a question mark?
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Can of Whup Ass 

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What you say when your about to beat the shit outta somebody.
If you don't get outta my face, I'm gonna open up a can of whup ass on you.
Can of Whup Ass by Brown Wang May 30, 2008
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can't believable 

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A Leroyism.

Can't Believable. A combination of "can't believe it" and "unbelievable."

Say with a degree of sarcasm or cynicism at a statement of suspicious belief.
Can't believable.
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Can a match box 

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Question 2 in The Impossible Quiz which is a wordplay.
The answer is "no but a tin can" (C) because the question doesn't mean a matchbox, but it asks if a MATCH CAN DO BOXING, and the answer is "no but a tin can" because it also doesn't mean a tin can but instead, it means that a TIN CAN DO BOXING.
Can a match box?
A. Yes
B. No
C. No, but a tin can
D. Yes, one beat Mike Tyson
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