hobby blatte

Anyone who thinks they're a Blatte and tries to act like a wannabe gangster, these people are usually White.

dude1 "akta bre"
dude2 "sluta leka blatte"
dude1 "jag är hobby blatte pucko"

by hobbyblatte120 October 20, 2018

Emma Blatherwick

A nice individual that is willing to teach you the best things on earth. Congrats you beat the big Cancer

Emma Blatherwick I said congrats isn't that enough

by BinuInTheBin September 16, 2020

bahog bilat

stinky pussy

you have a bahog bilat

by snuzbysiza November 20, 2023

Lying blatantly to your audience

To inculcate ideas you want them to act upon.

Hym "Lying blatantly to your audience is something that Dr. K LOVES to do."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025

The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex

When the Big Ass Bowel Movement becomes so wet, watery, and wild, that you can no longer decipher exactly where shit has landed. So you are forced to roll out a big piece of toilet paper and fold it into one extra long piece of paper. Then (crucially) grabbing it with BOTH hands and simultaneously wiping both Ass cheeks at the same time, to ensure all remnants of watery shit are effectively removed from the ass cheeks.

"Dude! I just had to pull out The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex in there! Was a shittastrophy!"

"Last night I ate an entire pint of whiskey flavored ice cream... been doing The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex all morning!!!"

by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025