Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

by Isss me March 25, 2009

chip dip

when you sneak up to someone-scream "CHIP DIP"- then procede to jab your finger in their ass. Cramming underwear and pants into their asshole

Surprise! CHIP DIP!!!

by Kat Jordan October 14, 2007

Chip-tit

An obese person who plays World of Warcraft in their basement while snacking on chips such as doritoes, lays origonal, and fritos. The name comes from the chip intercepting ability of their massive man nips.

John is such a chip-tit. He would rather play World of Warcraft then hang out with girls.

by the real ronald reagan January 16, 2009

Chipping Up

To win the championship in a competitive event. (ChampionCHIP)

I can't wait wait for this years fantasy football league so I can resume Chipping Up! Pretty soon you going to have to call me Sir-Chips-Alot!

by Andrew420 March 31, 2011

Crispy chip

The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption

“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “

by Cheezncats April 10, 2022

STULL CHIP

Is a Guy with the smallest cock in the world that wears glasses and acts like a boomerang when it comes to women

Stull chip has a small shrimp cock

by Unknown genius December 20, 2016

Rolling in the Chips

(RITC) when someone is extremely drunk and unable to function normally in public.

Wow, I was really rolling in the chips last night.

by Drunkperson May 21, 2013