Bridget

A British midget. Also a miniature bridge.

The bridget who cleans my pool is so tiny I had to build bridgets between patio stones to keep her from disappearing.

by Paddy O'Stones August 19, 2025

Bridget

She is so pretty and is the besty bestiesst bestsest bestetstestestest of the besting if bestes of bessssstest friends and all yall saying she was a bitch or a how were just mad because she didnt like your bumasses, I LOVE IT OVER HERE.

"GUYS ITS MY HOMEGIRL, BRIDGET"

by martiniglass05 September 25, 2025

Brudette

A combination of bro and dudette. Usually reserved for the real chillers.

What's going on Brudette.

by basedmeant October 28, 2025

safe budget

It is an oxymoron. Mixture of the word "safe" to denote something that is good and the word "budget" to denote something that is bad.

safe budget means that it is within budget
as in its a good budget

by Dins25 January 2, 2009

Baseline Budgeting

The complete bullshit accounting practice of using ever-increasing spending and revenues as the starting point. This assumes that the private sector of an economy will grow at a steady pace regardless of government's interference by way of more regulations and removing the incentives to produce. Also allows political parties to cry over "cuts" which are in reality projecting spending increases below their current baseline.

John Boner announced $1T in cuts over ten years using baseline budgeting, but the actual numbers show steady increases in Federal Spending.

by Joe666_69 July 28, 2011

Big-Budget Splat

A big-budget Hollywood movie that has lots of special effects and did well at the box office, but got a bad Rotten Tomatoes score.

Examples:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Suicide Squad
Transformers: Age of Extinction

The only things in theaters right now are Big-Budget Splats.

by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017

Nicole bridget

Smelly fat gimp

Nicole bridget is a smelly fat gimp
Shut up Nicole bridget

by Fish69420 October 28, 2020