Thems the breaks

I fucked up and tried to fix it but everyones left my Party, getting kicked out your job at the worst time for anyone else to pick up the torch.

“I know that there will be many people who are relieved, and perhaps quite a few who will also be disappointed.

“And I want you to know how sad I am to be giving up the best job in the world, but thems the breaks.”

by Fellowkids July 07, 2022

break the fast

To eat breakfast, originated from someone with the alias of Hoisin

"Good morning, I'm so hungry!"
"Go break the fast."

by Peter Chiem December 20, 2006

Break yourself

The phrase "break yourself" refers to the act of making one's self "broke" "Broke in this context, refers to the state of not having any money. Thus. "Break yourself" means, "give me all of your money!"

Break yourself fool! This was used in the movie Friday and others.

by JaguarPaw72 March 28, 2019

penis break

to take a break from either work, school, practice, or hanging out with friends to either piss or jack off

1. yo man i just downed a big gulp i gotta take a penis break
2. yo man i got crazy blueballs i gotta take a penis break

by shafer and micah July 11, 2006

not break a sweat

to do something with ease

We went all the way from here to there and I did not break a sweat.

by The Return of Light Joker July 05, 2010

The Hale Break

The act of not taking a break at all but telling your friends you are trying really hard to do so.

Amit-"How are you feeling about the breakup?"
Melissa-"I'm trying my best to move on. I think im gonna take a break from dating."
Amit-"Don't you like that guy from the beach?"
Melissa-"A ton."
Amit-"Oh, I see. So you're taking The Hale Break."

by the fat meat April 13, 2010

Spring Break

A time of the year (usually in Mar or Apr) when college students from the northern states go to the sunbelt to bask in the beaches, beer, bods and booty. The biggest destinations are probably Cancun, Cabo San Lucas, Panama City and Miami Beach.

For guys its a time of waiting to meet a hot chick and score with her a few hours later after she gets drunk. For the ladies, they put on their bathing suit and hope to meet a hot guy, hoping he's not filming you for Girls Gone Wild.

Spring Break is usually so wild and so debaucherous that its primary sponsors should be Valtrex and Trojan.

by [e-mail] March 18, 2009