Baggery

A human-feline game in which the furry baggee crawls whether enticed or no into a paper or plastic bag, and is then teased unto paroxysm by the bagger with proddings and pokings from without. The administration of baggery may or may not culminate with the ritual hoisting aloft and brief carriage of the scrofulous old thug. It is all one to him.

Every morning I utter a prayer of thanks that I am a citizen of a nation which refrains from molesting me when I describe my tom's predilection for a spot of baggery.

by Old Phardt December 6, 2023

Brigger

A term to describe a karting driver who drives on a Briggs & Stratton LO206 engine, usually around extremely tight circuits, and commits acts of aggression; such as bumping other drivers into the wall or pit-manoeuvring a driver off the circuit.

Person 1: "Bro, did you see that guy absolutely rifle the guy there?"
Person 2: "Absolute Brigger honestly."

by lamzydothat February 2, 2026

Flag Bagger 09

This is a variant of faggot, but with a twist to give the word rythem.

Dick: Hey Jimmy, what up!!

Jimmy: Shut up flag bagger 09!

Dick: WTF......

Jimmy: thats right, you'll never know what i daid and i can't get in trouble either!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Flaggot!!!

by Flaggot for scrife August 19, 2009

guestbook bagger

A person who finds guestbooks with no entries on social networking sites such as Netlog and 'bags' them by being first to comment. Usually done to, mistakenly, increase their self-worth.

Scratching around on Netlog last night, that TurkStud100002 is a right Guestbook bagger- he's beaten me to all the new profiles!

by chilli ring November 10, 2009

douche-baggery

The acts a douche bag performs.

A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.

B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?

by braetonfaith May 8, 2010

heat bagger

A younger (under 18 female) that , should one become involved with her, will elicit a visit from the cops.

Man, don't fool around with that chick; she's a heat bagger

by Donthebeagle November 10, 2010

dubble bagger

used by the boys of jersey shore when a girl is so ugly you have to put two bags on her head just in case one falls off so you wont have to see her face.

Ronnie: Did you see that girl i brought home last night?
mike: Yeah whatta dubble bagger! cant beleive you smushed her

by poopheadyutugbkih November 29, 2010