brad pitt 

An actor that is easily so good looking he could pass for gay.

He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.

A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.

Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.

Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.

Brad Pitt gets all the girls, but he really wants all the boys.

brad pitt by Assex 776 September 30, 2007

Brad Scott 

good looking, eligible bachelor

look at that Brad Scott over there!!

Brad Scott by swoopsdad February 4, 2010

brad'ed 

Being oompa loompa'd shortly before a large donkey punch

... I was at the beach and Mrs. Robinson psychoticaly brad'ed me.

brad'ed by sweet susy May 29, 2005

brad and chad 2.0 

A wicked awesome set of matching kayaks that often are seen enjoying the crisp waters of the Pacific Northwest.

We should take brad and chad 2.0 on the lake and paddle our butts off!

brad and chad 2.0 by mountain man 0613 December 10, 2020

Brad Pitt 

The patron saint and putative Godfather of the viral shock video cakefarts.com stemming from his cameo in the cult movie Fight Club. In it Pitt discusses what happens if one farts in a meringue pie, adding that it absorbs the smell so it won't stink up the room.

Brad Pitt is renowned worldwide of hatching a monster by discussing the merits of farting into baked goods on his famous Fight Club flick

Brad Pitt by Dick Peter Johnson-Suarez July 19, 2011

Brad Pitt Syndrome 

Lack of sensitivity.

A personality disorder where guys are unable to understand why something is hurtful.

(because Jennifer Aniston said that Brad is missing a sensitivity chip)

"My boyfriend doesn't even understand why this has upset me, he must have a case of Brad Pitt Syndrome"

Brad Pitt Syndrome by jewpie July 30, 2008

Brad Gillis 

The Night Ranger guitarist who had the undesired position of filling Randy Rhoads shoes in Ozzy Osbournes band after Randy Rhoads was tragically killed.

His tademark style was outlined by use of harmonics in conjunction with the whammy bar.

Brad Gillis was Ozzy's guitar player on the 'Speak of the Devil tour'.

Brad Gillis by piptardsman October 29, 2009