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zach boren

by Tmeadfam34 April 18, 2018
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kaiden bowden

A dumb puppy that gets prego with green pepper babies and beats mermaids with bats
by Rizzly April 20, 2018
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Trump Bowel Syndrome

Trump Bowel Syndrome (TBS) is a disorder that affects the large intestine. Victims of this disorder, upon seeing the president, are known to “lose their shit”.

Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.

Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.

These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex

(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).

There is hope for the sufferer:

Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.

The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.
Whats going on! Does that guy have rabies? No he has Trump Bowel Syndrome.
by Unpopular Truth April 21, 2020
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bill boben

An Among Us name that was trying to spell Bill Bobenson, but it was too many letters so they settled on Bill Boben.
Guy 1: Yo, what's your among us name?
Guy 2: Bill Boben
Guy 1: Wait what?
by Arthur Cramen October 30, 2020
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Satan's Bowels

one of the most intense bongs I've smoked, with the entirety resembling the shape of the bowels of Satan.
"Pass me Satan's Bowels!"

"Pack a bowl in Satan's Bowels"

"Satan's Bowels got me RIPPED!!!"
by chelliem July 12, 2009
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Jack Bauer (Bower)

When a man drinks a beer in the shower while rubbing one out.
Person A: I totally took a Jack Bauer (Bower) before you guys came over!
Persons B &C: Why are you telling us this?
Person A: Because I needed to use it in a sentence for Urban Dictionary...
Persons B &C: We're going to leave now...
by Legacy II January 8, 2016
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A Rusty Bowers

Named after lifelong republican Rusty Bowers who testified during the January 6th Congressional hearings...

When you are censured by your own political party after brief but poignant moment of conscientiousness.
"Any republican who speaks out against Trump can expect a Rusty Bowers."
by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience July 20, 2022
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