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Glass-Bottom Boat

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In this perfect addition to foreplay, one partner lies beneath a glass coffee table while the other squats above it and unloads. Like viewing the colorful sea life from the relative safety and serenity of a glass-bottom boat, this simple maneuver is not only arousing but biologically tantalizing.
I've been to Hawaii. I've seen all of those fish---its what every tourist does. It's neat and all, but never blew me away. But getting to see my Bobby in action, doing that Glass-bottom boat for me, seeing that magical human process going on in front of me . . .well, I just felt like a science student all over again.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
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Tops and Bottoms

Referencing to how gay relationships have sex, the top is the one who gives, and bottoms are the ones who receive
“Yeah my last girl kept trying to top me”
What a shame, if you were mine you would not get the same”

Tops and Bottoms mannnn
by cashmoneymads March 22, 2020
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Rudeboy Bottom

A bottom that is bossy and rude and needs to be put in his place by a top.
That badly behaving bottom is a rudeboy bottom and needs to be banged by a big boy boss of a top.
by rude boy bottom May 10, 2009
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Fat Bottomed Girls

According to Freddy Mercury of the famous rock band Queen, they make the rocking world go round.
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin world go round
by Andrew E B October 12, 2009
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Bottomed out

When your having sex, And you go as deep as you can go untill her body touches down to your lower abdomen. This making a slapping noise.
I went so deep in her, I Bottomed out.
by Spook000 January 1, 2007
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bottom-toothed smile

When one smiles by bearing only the bottom row of incisors. It may take some practice, however there is nothing more heart-warming than seeing one smile with his or her bottom teeth. Please note, these teeth should gently pull down the upper lip, raised on either side as per any smile.
Look at that bottom-toothed smile. It's so endearing .. and makes for the perfect photo on greeting cards!
by More mangoes, please! December 15, 2011
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Beer Bottom

N1. the member of a couple or duo who upon seeing an extensive beer list turns to the other and asks 'what do I like?'

N2. The lower ranking member of a couple or duo on the ‘Beer Pecking Order

tr.v. Beer Bottomed, Beer Bottoming,
1. To find oneself relegated to the submissive role in selecting a beer
2. To allow another (the ‘Beer Top’ ) to select one’s beer
N1 “Tom and I went to Churchkey and I had no idea which Single-Malt Wood-aged Stone-Brewed Gruit I would enjoy so like a good Beer Bottom I asked him to pick for me”

N2 “Tom knows a lot about his Gruits but when he is out with Harry-the-Gruit-Brewer he is the Beer Bottom”

tr.v. 1. “John was trying to impress his girlfriend with his selection of Fresh Hopped DIPAs but when the Ciccerone showed up he got beer bottomed.

tr.v. 2. “I lost my reading glasses and can’t see the menu so I’m beer bottoming tonight and you need to pick for me.”
by W-D-C July 7, 2011
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