blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.

He's just blowing smoke up your ass, ignore him.

by Javier xavier caviar June 13, 2017

blowing stink

v:to fart, flatulate, to pass gas

We were riding in the car, someone was blowing stink so bad, we had to roll down the windows!

by Woody73 August 21, 2007

blowing sand

1. giving head on the beach

1. "I was blowing sand with Erik last night."

2. "I've never blown sand before."

by cockybrown March 19, 2010

Blowing leaves

An alternate excuse term for masturbating in secret.

Wife: "where have you been sweetie?"

Husband: "Just been blowing leaves."

by Old Long Johnson October 5, 2009

blowing cheddar

Make money illegally

If don't want the time, don't commit the crime of blowing cheddar.

by Sexydimma March 29, 2017

Blowing up the Balloon

When someone buzzes on a brass mouthpiece in someone's asshole.

Dude! Some of those brass players are into some weird stuff, sometimes they'll even enjoy blowing up the balloon!

by Horn-player April 27, 2017

whale blowing

Verb. The act of inserting a funnel into the rectum, and having one's partner scream into said funnel. The vibrations from the scream will stimulate the ass, and prostate.

"My girlfriend sounds like golem today after whale blowing me for two hours last night"

by Orbitalproject September 22, 2013