Blobbin’

Is when a straight sports commentator is so enamored with an athlete that you can physically hear the commentators voice garbled due to the athletes penis in their mouth..live on air.

I cannot believe Chris Collinsworth was blobbin’ on QB Josh Allen so much last night during the game. I’m pretty sure in Mississippi that’s still a felony.

by Not Jerry Moore from Ohio. December 20, 2020

Blob

He's like the funniest dude you will ever meet. Not fat but chunky in some areas. He has every single instrument known to man in his house. His favorite food is pringles and Dr. Bob

Person 1: Dudeeeeeeee, blob is hungry. We should feed him pringles and dr. bob.

Person 2: Yeah I know and then we all gotta play the King of the Hill theme song

by TheWalrusWasPaul69 December 23, 2020

bloab

a way of life

“how are you feeling”

“pretty bloab ngl”

by stop_sucking_toes. January 1, 2021

Blob

A piece of fat on a human or any other organism/celled life

My son has blob around his belly

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

Blobfis

Kpop stan account, she is very swag and pretty😒🤔💩❄️Shes really nice and funneh🤖😸😱🍑shes famos😨😨😨😳😳😳😱😱😱

Did you saw blobfises new video? YEAH!
Blobfis is high on views.

by Driplord1234 January 28, 2021

Blob Seal

An annoying ass motherfucker who hates children, is afraid of turtles, and molests lesbian penguins.

Hey bitchass, you are such an annoying blob seal.

by TurtleLover6942069 February 12, 2021

Blob the Gamer

an idiot who wrote this definition

Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021