Orlando Bloom

He's Like music, he escapes lyrical boundaries, and transcends emotional needs. Plus, he's funkin' HOT!!!

Gabby:"Aye Papi, break me off a piece of that!"
Orlando Bloom:"We've got to save Elizabeth!"

by Kitty Stroker April 14, 2008

broomfondle

A lovely word that rolls off the tongue particularly when semi-pissed, fairly pointless but very useable.
One of the blokes out of Hitch hikers guide

person1: What are your views on third world poverty?
person2: broomfondle

by Jujoo September 7, 2005

Bloomfield Hills Michigan

a middle class exurb in california. people with 500k mortgages. blowing every penny of their 200k income. half the kids are fucked up for life and end up broke and asking for money at age 60.

where is my thousand dollars for quitting smoking (Bloomfield Hills Michigan)

by jewberg July 20, 2008

tree blooming

practiced by only a few...one can achieve an incredible high without the use of any known or recognized substance by even hard core drug users. At times the source may be hard to identify. One can become irrational, extremely fucked up, at times can be a danger to oneself and others. The truth about tree blooming has been kept secret, and until now, unmentioned. It is known by insiders as "the ultimate high"

"sorry we sealed the envelope with used smelly deoderant .....we were tree blooming."

"all bike riders should put icy hot on their butts".....tree blooming in progress.

by moonstruck May 3, 2005

st. Henfield of Blomfield

the patron saint of bloms, Socialists, snakes, coconuts, furry coats, hairy felows and moustaches.

Venerate the saint! The St. Henfield of Blomfield comes near! You're a hairy fellow- why don't you pray to her?

by Raphael the Uberpotato April 11, 2008

orlando bloom

someone you will never be half as talented or good looking as

"your no orlando bloom yerself mate"
"hmmm, he's nice but he's no orlando bloom"

by Megastar11 August 6, 2008

Orlando Bloom

One of the sexiest Men && i say one beacause Jhonny Depp is THE sexiest! He is not a sissy like people say he is, && if he is then why dont you stupid Cock sucking assholes go do something to him and then lets see who the sissy really is!

Orlando Bloom is the greatest pirate next to Jhonny.

by Lover! July 10, 2007