blind man's muff

A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.

John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.

by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004

mexican blindfold

The act of sitting on a woman's face with your testicles covering her eyes (like a blindfold) then proceeding to take a dump on her head.

I just gave that woman a mexican blindfold and she enjoyed it.

by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

blindness

You'll never SEE it coming

Danny was fine until the blindness hit him. It came out of no where now he has to read brail.

by Jsndjbdjenejd April 16, 2015

going in blind

As if your approaching a situation without having any previous knowledge or not knowing what the outcome will be you're going in blind

Going on a blind date

Attending an interview unprepared
Going in blind

by Mechanical vitamins April 13, 2016

third eye blind

one of the best bands ever, released two amazing albums in which each song can be listened to for months, weeks, whatever

goooodbyyyyyyeeee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo.

by grishinka July 24, 2003

Blind

to not be able to see

Louis Braille was blind.

by kwang June 5, 2003

Shit or Go Blind

This is a phrase used when someone is confused and cannot decide between two choices. It is derived from the conundrum faced by a teenage male who lives in a house with one bathroom and a large family. When you live in a house with lots of people you can only masturbate in the privacy of the bathroom. You also have limited time because everyone has to use the same bathroom. Hence the dilemma, should I shit or jack off, which everyone told you would cause you to go blind.

The running back put such a move on the linebacker he did not know whether to shit or go blind!

by Mr Wod December 1, 2010