Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010

Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

Big Bleeding Womb

When a grown man cries like a little bitch.

That giant man is acting like a Big Bleeding Womb.

by mountainkiller December 19, 2011

Anus Bleeds

Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.

That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.

by KingFett September 25, 2014

Bleeding

Mad Hot

Yo son, it's bleeding outside

by Shorty61874 January 14, 2009

Jersey bleejay

The sloppyest of all sloppy cock gaging.A suck so ruanchy it could only be described as a Jersey.

Jay would enjoy a good old jersey bleejay tonight but unfortunately he only enjoys this from a man.

by DDerek February 3, 2007

blee blah

closely related to the blah blah, but used by more plinky plonky types unable to express themselves coherently. The subject may believe that they are communicating, but the noise coming out of their mouths just sounds like 'blee blah, blee blah'. Quite tragic really

justine: Did you have a good night at darts?
Allen: Blee blah blee blah

by JDDoyle August 16, 2006