When you're too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.
Person One: "It's getting pretty cold, mind if I borrow this blanket?"
Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"
Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"
by CrustyBlanket May 25, 2016
Get the crusty blanketmug. The "overall" or "all-encompassing" disapproving verbal statement that Lucy vanPelt --- and Miss Othmar, too, apparently --- made regarding Linus's precious "yard of outing-flannel".
Before Lucy makes too big of a blanket condemnation of Linus's fabric-related "affliction", perhaps she should run a quick reality-check on her OWN life and see how many insecurities that SHE HERSELF has... she merely reacts to them in a different (and often far-more-upsetting/destructive!) way, such as screaming,. punching,. kicking things, etc., but she has said sensitivities all the same.
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
Get the blanket condemnationmug. Consent given that applies to all situations, present and future. Blanket consent is most commonly given with contracts but it can also be sexual consent. For instance, giving consent for someone to perform certain sexual acts whenever they want without receiving consent again.
by Shugunou February 10, 2023
Get the Blanket Consentmug. An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.
Can also be used as a handy expletive.
Can also be used as a handy expletive.
'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'
'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'
'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'
by tripsydipsy August 30, 2011
Get the arse blanketsmug. by Johnnie Walker "The Mac" December 26, 2008
Get the wool blanketmug. An insult that is only to be used at the most necessary times. Meaning what ever you want it to mean but is always insulting.
by The creator of cat blanket May 30, 2016
Get the Cat blanketmug. by Starched Sock September 4, 2010
Get the Starched Blanketmug.