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ur nans got bird flu

an insult used by townies when challenged by anyone
person 1 "ur mum was shit"
person 2 "ur nans got bird flu"
by james burgestoff May 11, 2006
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bird

n.
1. An individual who is stupid, foolish, careless, idiotic, moronic, retarded, or just plain dumb.

2. A profane gesture in the form of giving the middle finger.

3. A feathered vertebrate that has wings and lays eggs.

interj.
Used to express dissatisfaction.

See Also: bird move
n.
1. You are such a fucking bird.

2. That mutha fucka just flipped me the bird! Cap his ass!

3. Look at that bird flying up in the sky.

interj.
You want me to what?! Bird!
by prefixed February 8, 2004
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penis bird

A scarlet macaw that will get on a man's penis during masturbation whcih will disturb their masturbation if it ends up in their house and will get on their penis ......
Kid:what's that bird doing on the man's stick?

Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation

The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation
by markunami March 20, 2007
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birdfart

a tiny little audible fart.

a fart that has been hyped up as a big one but disappoints

when someone forces a fart out and it makes a quick but audible noise, usually has the onomateopiec sound ERNT!

an accidental poop halfway through a fart
ERNT!
Peter: Guys I have to fart so bad listen to this!....ERNT!
Dylan: Peter that was a little birdfart

I shouldn't have drank so much last night, when I woke up I birdfarted all the way to the bathroom
by CindahBlock September 25, 2007
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Bird Coma

The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.
I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!
by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe December 31, 2010
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bird-tation

When one has a bird-tation it means they have messed up.

This is derived from Serene Branson' botched news report on CBS the night of the Grammys.

Also could be spelled berdtation or even birtation
I had a bird-tation and spilled ketchup all over my blazer.
by ChrisTechTV March 15, 2011
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Bird Flu

The disease that afflicts fantasy football owners the year after they win the championship. Symptoms include extreme arrogance, posing shirtless in the mirror for extended periods, wearing sleeveless hoodies while holding miniature footballs and always losing at ping pong and related bar games.
Damn, that sorry dude's come down with a nasty case of the Bird Flu -- his fantasy team is lucky to be 3-5.
by The Learned Hand October 30, 2013
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