Beirdo - Noun
A portmanteau of the words beard and weirdo. A bearded, middle-aged man with greasy, oily skin and scraggly hair (if applicable). Many Beirdos will sport a shaven head or, on slightly rarer occasions, a bullet (see the 11th definition for Bullet). Hygienic habits of a Beirdo include refusal to use a toothbrush, soap, deodorant, or toilet paper. Beirdos generally have an inner electromagnetic affinity which attracts them to small groups of younger teenage boys with whom they can converse, even if against the group's will. Beirdos tend to enjoy discussing such subjects as hanging dead bodies, torturing small defenseless animals, and eating raw meat. The Beirdo's habitat ranges throughout the United States, some having been sighted even as far south as Baja California. They are most commonly spotted in Walmart, in The Dollar Store, at County Fairs, or in public restrooms, always taking a dump, but never wiping. Like the chimpanzee, Beirdos have been known to fling their waste if provoked. Experts suggest maintaining a 20 foot distance in order to stay out of range of a Beirdo's pungent, natural odor.
A portmanteau of the words beard and weirdo. A bearded, middle-aged man with greasy, oily skin and scraggly hair (if applicable). Many Beirdos will sport a shaven head or, on slightly rarer occasions, a bullet (see the 11th definition for Bullet). Hygienic habits of a Beirdo include refusal to use a toothbrush, soap, deodorant, or toilet paper. Beirdos generally have an inner electromagnetic affinity which attracts them to small groups of younger teenage boys with whom they can converse, even if against the group's will. Beirdos tend to enjoy discussing such subjects as hanging dead bodies, torturing small defenseless animals, and eating raw meat. The Beirdo's habitat ranges throughout the United States, some having been sighted even as far south as Baja California. They are most commonly spotted in Walmart, in The Dollar Store, at County Fairs, or in public restrooms, always taking a dump, but never wiping. Like the chimpanzee, Beirdos have been known to fling their waste if provoked. Experts suggest maintaining a 20 foot distance in order to stay out of range of a Beirdo's pungent, natural odor.
Example 1: The Beirdo cackled hysterically as he recounted the last time he'd seen his grandmother fall and break her hip.
Example 2: The stench of Beirdo wafted into my nostrils as I felt the warm breath of a middle-aged bald man whisper into my ear, "You ever eaten a raw gopher?"
Example 2: The stench of Beirdo wafted into my nostrils as I felt the warm breath of a middle-aged bald man whisper into my ear, "You ever eaten a raw gopher?"
by JuhCoby55 October 27, 2009
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may be used in conjuction with a well-known persons name.
Originated in the bedroom of Noe with sum guy named Cesar, while playing a megaman game. Extended from there to reaches of the world.
culo-bird"
litteral Translation: ASS-BIRD
may be used in conjuction with a well-known persons name.
Originated in the bedroom of Noe with sum guy named Cesar, while playing a megaman game. Extended from there to reaches of the world.
culo-bird"
litteral Translation: ASS-BIRD
Hey! he Jacked my lunch what a fucking CULO BIRD!
Hey Cesar stop being a culo-bird.
Fred Loyas is one gey ass culo-bird. CULO-LOYA!
Hey Cesar stop being a culo-bird.
Fred Loyas is one gey ass culo-bird. CULO-LOYA!
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Commonly abbreviated "BTG", Bird Time Go is the second illest and nastiest 8 Piece Hip-Hop group (second to Wu-Tang Clan), consisting of:
BB Thirst (Tim Ahern)
Dr. Z (Dan Rich)
J Blaze (Jon Burns)
M.C. B-Mic (Steve Johnson)
DJ Oats (Nick Murphy)
J-Caz (Jeff Caswell)
D illin' (Dylan Alexander)
Neal the Real Deal (Neal Beaudreau)
Bird Time Go was formed in southern RI on 8/19/2008. You can listen to them at:
www.myspace.com/birdtimego
BB Thirst (Tim Ahern)
Dr. Z (Dan Rich)
J Blaze (Jon Burns)
M.C. B-Mic (Steve Johnson)
DJ Oats (Nick Murphy)
J-Caz (Jeff Caswell)
D illin' (Dylan Alexander)
Neal the Real Deal (Neal Beaudreau)
Bird Time Go was formed in southern RI on 8/19/2008. You can listen to them at:
www.myspace.com/birdtimego
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Bird-doggin' someone's ice-cream sandwich
Bird-doggin' someone's job.
Bird-doggin' someone's ice-cream sandwich
Bird-doggin' someone's job.
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"I dunno, his name was....um, er, Bill Berditzman or something like that..."
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