A god amongst men. A hockey legend. It is said that he descended from the top of Mount Olympus to bless the human race with his presence. Do not get in his way. You will die a horrible fucking death.
by themilkmanisangry October 28, 2020
When a woman inserts a water hose into her vagina for a prolonged period, then squirts the water out of her vagina into a man’s face.
An example of the Arkansas Water Bender:
“I heard that last night, Kelsea pulled an Arkansas Water Bender on Lewis’ face.”
“I heard that last night, Kelsea pulled an Arkansas Water Bender on Lewis’ face.”
by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025
by uhDuh October 13, 2008
Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.
5. A vagina
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.
5. A vagina
1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.
5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.
5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender
by Sons of Sausage August 09, 2017
A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.
1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.
2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.
3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.
3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
by Arockstar4life April 20, 2018
by I’m really funny December 29, 2017
A Quender bender is slang for someone that is bisexual or pan sexual. They are sexually fluid hence quender meaning queer and bender because they bend either way.
by Ms Monk December 19, 2016