Bender (soccer slang)

A player that tries too hard at school recess, and usually ends up with an ankle injury. When he is passed the ball, he whiffs it completely and pulls a muscle.

Legend: Did you see him at break!? he got injured!
Dude: Haha what a Bender (soccer slang)

by BuxtonWater May 7, 2015

strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.

Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.

by stateworkers July 25, 2015

Bender

The act of being drunk for an extended period of time, usually measured in days or weeks.

More importantly there is no hangover because one continues to drink.

Since I left my (girlfriend/boyfriend) I've been on a pretty serious bender.

Since that party last week I've been on a bender.

by Lord Gurk da boy October 13, 2015

Steven Bender

A hockey player that bends his ankles very severely when he skates.

Your'e literal Steven Bender M8.

by Literal Uaj November 3, 2016

Quender bender

A Quender bender is slang for someone that is bisexual or pan sexual. They are sexually fluid hence quender meaning queer and bender because they bend either way.

"Sarah is such a Quender bender, she was with Steve last night and now she's taken Natalie home"

by Ms Monk December 19, 2016

Bender

A person who works to change the sexuality of a straight person. In other words, work to bend them.

A) Yea, that guy is such a bender.

B) I think she's trying to bend me.

by UhHeyItsMe December 24, 2016

Bender

A hockey player who has weak skating skills. Generally causing their ankles to bend inwards toward the ice

Ex: Look at Jared Boudreau his ankles are kissing the ice without the tape. What a Bender!!!

by Bender On Ice November 11, 2015