Blue goo beateroo

When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock

I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.

by Bulletnhiney April 21, 2021

Apple is better because its apple

"apple is better because its apple" is often said by people who refuse to give any other phone brand a chance because its not apple. Sometimes this is false as with Samsung phones which have better UI and more customization options for a cheaper price. The myth that androids have bad cameras stems from the fact that android system UI is easier to make so the crappy no name phone brands use it and have bad cameras. so this is a false myth.

Chad: APPLE IS BETTER BECAUSE ITS APPLE!
Cameron:But it's not for several reasons.
Chad: IF YOU'RE POOR JUST SAY THAT!

by Leviathanboi14 June 11, 2021

im just that much better

referring to being just that much better than everyone else that they can't even talk to you

dont even talk to me because IM JUST THAT MUCH BETTER

by mr.im just that much better January 8, 2022

rengoku_is_better_than_u

a muslim tiktok queen with an absolutely correct username💕

-your one and only tomiiowo

“ did you see rengoku_is_better_than_u's new video? its so hilarious!! „

“ .. how is he better than me? isnt he dea- „

by tomiiowo April 24, 2022

you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!

This is so I can buy a mug for my dad as an inside joke

Bro, you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!
Bro...

by click here for a dollar December 6, 2021

beetner

a lower form of a human being who loves macs, drives slow and never signals. A beetner will often offer to do slave labor for some form of reinforcement, even when it doesn't get it.

I didn't want my mountain dew, so beetner got it for me.

by Kelly Eilderts March 18, 2007

Beet-er Late Than Never Burger

A specialized burger that's served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beet-er Late Than Never Burger, it's served with beets!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018