Beer Dad

The male equivalent of a Wine Mom. Beer Dads are typically overweight, middle-aged men. They enjoy watching sports, grilling, admiring/fixing cars, and drinking beer.

Beer Dads are either intensely annoyed or amused with the Vodka Aunt, and are always disapproving of the Weed Cousin.
Wine Mom: “Oh, you’ll find Paul out in the yard grilling with the other Beer Dads”
by Lumber Dave January 06, 2019
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Beer Gnome

Someone that steals your beer and gets drunk without paying a dime
Guy 1: Wheres all my beer!
Guy 2: Looks like the beer gnome struck again!
by Mogli333 June 24, 2011
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banter and beer

The saying when you and the lads are having a quiet bevy and laughing at random shit cause it's fun.
Vin: Fancy a chippy tea?
Ash: na, meeting the lads for a banter and beer
by Mr Mystery Man May 27, 2016
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Beer Crawl

The process of going out with a group of people to a bar and hitting up each bar on the way to a certain destination (home, party, etc.) In this process you neglect how shitfaced you actually get, and don't care if you're blowing a .2 (over three times the legal limit) on a brethalyzer test, you're just out to have a good time with your bros.

It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.
Guy 1: (to the rest of his bros.) Alright so we'll start our beer crawl here at the party, move on to Chappy's, then we'll go to Dave's, get to Bill's, then we'll probably close off at The Dock, and go out for a meal somewhere along the way to my house.

Everyone in the room: Yeah!

ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 06, 2010
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Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.
I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb
by Furiosa the Accursed June 06, 2016
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mad beers

the amount of beers it takes to be completely sloshed. usually consumed in succession.
Person A: dude, do you wanna get drunk tonight?

Person B: yeah man, let's drink mad beers!
by mad beers June 21, 2008
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Beer Oopsie

when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)
I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis
by Zmoney December 06, 2005
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