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beard of allah

A big black hairy snatch

Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
The muff on her was big black and bushy .
A proper beard of Allah
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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Darin Beard

Kind of cool...and kind of gay all at the same time.
Can be shortened to DB
Dude the fact that you have a pink shirt with Chuck Norris on it makes you a total Darin Beard.
by Muchaco March 22, 2010
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santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".
guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010
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Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.
Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??
by Braam October 9, 2014
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bedarded

The act of getting extremely drunk, to the point of induced vomiting and blacked-outness, in front of a figure of extreme authority.
Wow, I got so fucking bedarded last night in front of my probation officer; I'm such a dumbass bedard.

What the fuck was I thinking getting bedarded right next to my parents. They probably think I'm such a stupid bedard.
by superfly23098320984 January 26, 2010
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half beard

n. facial hair that is about half the length required to be a full beard.
LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.
by dkizzle September 15, 2007
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el beardo

El beardo is a nickname commonly given to the manliest of men. These men always of course have full grown grizzly adam's beards to show how awesome they are. People with this nickname are also known to be extremely succesful with the ladies.
Dan: Have you seen Caleb Hofmann's awesome beard?

Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.
by Weston Zurbrugg February 20, 2008
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