blasting off

another word for jacking off

henry was in the bathroom for a long time. i bet he was blasting off

by plasticbaglover March 13, 2019

Beating the devil at chess

Phrase used to describe an impossible task

"Mate trying to beat traffic on Thanksgiving weekend is like beating the devil at chess"

by Paulo MaldiniPauloPPPOPOLiljse October 31, 2019

Jabba blasting

(n.) the act of pursuing women of large proportions for the purposes of sexual intercourse;(v.) to have sex with a woman who is large like Jabba the Hut

The men donned their finest shirts to the all-you-can eat buffet in hopes of successful Jabba blasting; he gave himself a hernia after a night of Jabba blasting the pie eating contest champion

by Sir Michael McEwan May 10, 2008

Headphone Blasting

An action that is started when that prick across the room starts playing music on his cell phone, so you turn your MP3/Ipod's volume all the way up, and then engage in music battle over control of the loudest sound waves.

"Hey you hear that prick playing music?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Lets start Headphone Blasting!"

"Yeah!"

by TruthWithinLies April 17, 2010

Dilly Blasting

Dilly Blasting- Eating out the asshole

I was dilly blasting that slut

by the dilly blaster May 16, 2010

Mexi Blasting

Scanning the web for pictures of Mexicans being shot.

I was Mexi Blasting on my computer all day.

by The Mexi Blaster August 15, 2011

ear blasting

extremely loud (music .shouting .. etc )

i've been at concert last tight , the music was Ear Blasting

by Gyanguru June 1, 2016