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Bear Cave 

Engaging in sexual Congress with another person whilst trying to make the minimal amount of noise.

Taken from the imagined reality of taking shelter in a cave from a storm or other threat. Only to find out you are surrounded by sleeping bears....

Despite this complications you're both still DTF...
I'm super horny but my Gran's in the next room and mum and dad's still up. We're going to have to Bear Cave this....
Bear Cave by Jamesaddiction February 12, 2021
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Bear Truck

When a bear fucks a girl in the butt. The act of sneaking up on a girl and having sex in a bear suit.
I was just walking and all of the sudden I got bear trucked.
Bear Truck by JMS4dayz November 18, 2009

Bear Wench

Someone who orders drinks and slides them onto everyone else's tabs and walks out crunk and a $10 bill. Unfortunately Karma is a bitch and that $10 tab evolves into a $5000 legal fee for all the trouble she's bound to get herself in.
Bear Wench: wtf I had 2 beers and a chupakabra and my bill is $150?!?! Where's the bear?!
Bear Wench by Donkz June 30, 2011

Bear Stearns Effect 

When individual assets are worth more than the total valuation.

When a group of girls as a whole seem unattractive but when viewed individually, aren't bad.

Opposite of the Cheerleader Effect.
Check out those girls again. We wrote them off before, but I think it's actually the Bear Stearns Effect.
Bear Stearns Effect by Sante Fe September 6, 2011

Bear repellent 

The most essential product for going kayaking with
Javin - "SHIT ME A BEAR!!!"
Jack - "Don't worry holmes I gots me some bear repellent... BAMM!!"
Bear repellent by Pappa steve January 5, 2012

Bear AIDS 

If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.
Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!
Bear AIDS by r0ss1234 January 30, 2012