Merit Bean

Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.

Hey Merit Bean, you're a big guy!

by porscherider99 May 3, 2018

Bean Boi

A boi who is bean

Hey bean boi

by BeanBoi101 December 18, 2019

sleep for beans

The act of failing to sleep for an adequate amount of hours.

Chris did not sleep for beans last night because he stayed up all night making Carlos' graduation poster.

by KingPizza July 6, 2015

Sly beans

A situation thats sly, and mean.

Keeley = "arw I missed the bus!"
Katie= "Arr sly beans!"
Vanessa = "Sly beans Keels"

by RayRayTec June 22, 2011

punching bean

The enlarged, penis shaped clit of a female bodybuilder who has taken too much testosterone.

Starla couldn't get off until I started slappin on that punching bean.

by Jawsmacky May 2, 2018

Bean Cereal

When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.

Man, I accidentally let out a few turds last night and she made Bean Cereal!

by Pizza Camo May 19, 2022

Beans Jump

A type of trickjump that makes no fucking sense anymore as to what it is

Xdxboxjaja: Hey guys, I found a new beans jump!

everyone else: what the fuck is beans anymore

by JiggsGuy November 10, 2019