Jew basket

A basket stacked to the top with jews

Damn that church is a jew basket

by Spencerhughs69 September 11, 2018

Easter Basket

General term for all of the parts of a woman related to the storage and dispersal of eggs, including the ovaries, uterus, and vagina.

Woman: "Ow! That bitch just kicked me right in the Easter Basket!"

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Art Critic: "Damn, Picasso, I've never before seen a square Easter Basket".

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OBGYN: "I haven't seen an Easter Basket this messed up since my mom got the egg dye mixed up with the pancake batter".

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ER Doctor: (Removing fragments of chicken-egg shells from inside a woman's vagina) "You really aren't clear on the concept, are you?"

by scorpionmintred February 17, 2010

poon basket

Slang term for a vagina.

That hottie has one tight poon basket.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

Basket Case

A male who is insecure with the size of his genitals (basket).

This insecurity tends to result in unnecessary confrontations, usually when alcohol is involved.

Male: What's up big guy?

Basket case: I'm not your guy fucko. *quiet sobs*

by Ugly Freedom March 20, 2011

wicker basket

a word that means wicked thats often used by either people who have lived most of their life in sheds or people called hector

have you heard that they're starting a chess club? WICKER BASKET

by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004

the fruit basket

penis and nuts showing through your squeezed legs.

aww shit bitch, your fruit basket makes me want to sit un your hard shaft and put it in my unlubricated vagina

by ben cassidy April 1, 2004

easter basket

a really big butt on a sweet young thang

"you see the easter basket on that gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl?"

by Jarred M March 23, 2008