Bagel Flicker

A fat Jewish kid who is addicted to fucking bagels. They are seen very commonly at your local synagogue. Don’t give them cream cheese.

Jacob: Did you see Jeremy in the bathroom? He was fucking a bagel.
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker

by #1BaglFlckr August 31, 2023

Sassy Bagel

A sassy bagel is otherwise known as the common household donut

Person 1: hey, whatcha got there?
Person 2: a sassy bagel *holds up round pastry*
Person 1: .... that's a donut!

by awkward banjo July 31, 2010

Joe Bagel

#1 the proper spelling of Hoe Bag

#2 Sarah Lipiecki

No i was being serious! i know i'm not a Joe Bagel!

by deathsheep December 20, 2010

Bathroom Bagel

A Bathroom Bagel is when one poops in a circle then waits for it to harden (or put it in the freezer for 15 minutes). At this point you are ready to serve your delicious Bathroom Bagel. The Bathroom Bagel can also be worn as a Yamika in the Jewish faith. The Bathroom Bagel can also be used as a frisbee. The Bathroom Bagel is a well rounded great gift and good for the kids.

My Mexican friend made me a batch of Bathroom Bagels for my party and they where a huge hit.

by BabyJC December 11, 2016

European Badger Man

Isa European Badger Man is the lead Hybrid of Europe. He was the first hybrid in Europe ever to have been created. Some thought at the time that a badger was a strange animal for a human to merge with. However years later people have seen the benefits of a human/badger hybrid as European Badger Man has become one of the most influential and iconic political leaders of the world.

Have you ever met a leader who is as iconic and influential as European Badger Man?

by The Rustler June 10, 2017

Dokkae_BaeR6

Posts bad 2012 memes, Dokkaebi account and a R6 account. (duh)
Don’t know much about this person, sorry. Very gullible guy and is the nicest person you can meet. You should subscribe to him on iFunny.

Likes depresso expressos

Yeah I definitely need to talk to more people on this app. This may be lame but add it for Dokkae_BaeR6

by Outbreak2 July 24, 2018

Morning Bagel

When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.

“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”

by edgykid June 20, 2019