Excel sheet attraction

Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.

He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

Attraction

Not is there is a through-line because all of the different type of men you're attracted to.

Hym "Because then it's just the thing I said and not the thing you said. You don't have to admit you're not selecting on personality so you don't havebto be full of shit and YOUR personality is bipedal, sentient turd you fuck-ass clown. Give it up with your everything is nebulous attraction bullshit or do an actual audit of the people you're actually fuck and all of the confounding variables."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

electrostatic force of attraction

some nerd ahh shi

Ions that have Ionic bonds are held together by their electrostatic force of attraction.

by ignoramamus February 20, 2025

wenus attraction

The peculiar attraction to caress wenuses such as tongue poking, licks, sniffs, rubs or anything else that fulfills one's wenus desires.

Example use in sentence: Cora loves to tongue poke people's wenus slowly for extended periods of time to fulfill her wenus attraction.

by Mental Spasm March 13, 2025

Attractive person

Ayana

Hey Ayana, you’re sooooo hot. You are an attractive person.

by Person who knows their stuff 2 August 1, 2024

Attractive Disruption

noun
at·trac·tive dis·rup·tion

Definition:
The involuntary emotional or psychological disturbance others experience in the presence of someone whose physical appearance, aura, or confidence is so potent that it disrupts their focus, behavior, or mood—even if they don’t consciously want it to.

“Ever since he walked in, people been acting weird—laughing louder, talking faster, messing up their work. Total attractive disruption.”

by Ligerblack May 27, 2025

The Binomial Distribution Intersexual Attractiveness Graph

Yes! I'm pretty sure I wrote about that! That's exactly how it works!

Iam "Yes. I think I wrote about The Binomial Distribution Intersexual Attractiveness Graph in reference to Kevin Samuels once. He never let women rate themselves a 7 out of 10 (because that's what everyone always choose) and I pointed out that they were doing that because they were CORRECT. The Binomial Distribution Intersex Attractiveness Graph shows that the average man would exist at the peek of the bell curve at a 5 out of 10 and the peek of the female bell curve would make the average woman a 7 out of 10. I was just thinking about that! I can't believe someone else picked that up! Hilarious. I did I draw a graph for that on too? Damn. I wish I had access to all my stuff."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2023