Excel sheet attraction

Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.

He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

Minor Attracted Person

A more politically correct word for "pedophile," coined by Allyn Walker, used by woke leftists, especially trans and LGBTQ+ woke liberals with green hair who accuse all right-wingers of being pedophiles and gun-toters, definitely not while projecting their own filthy disgusting perverted minds onto half the planet

The word pedophile is "stigmatizing" and in order to be more inclusive of demon-possessed perverts we call them "Minor Attracted Persons" as this is less "stigmatizing."

by standing up for what's right December 11, 2025

Attraction

Not is there is a through-line because all of the different type of men you're attracted to.

Hym "Because then it's just the thing I said and not the thing you said. You don't have to admit you're not selecting on personality so you don't havebto be full of shit and YOUR personality is bipedal, sentient turd you fuck-ass clown. Give it up with your everything is nebulous attraction bullshit or do an actual audit of the people you're actually fuck and all of the confounding variables."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

electrostatic force of attraction

some nerd ahh shi

Ions that have Ionic bonds are held together by their electrostatic force of attraction.

by ignoramamus February 20, 2025

wenus attraction

The peculiar attraction to caress wenuses such as tongue poking, licks, sniffs, rubs or anything else that fulfills one's wenus desires.

Example use in sentence: Cora loves to tongue poke people's wenus slowly for extended periods of time to fulfill her wenus attraction.

by Mental Spasm March 13, 2025

Attractive person

Ayana

Hey Ayana, you’re sooooo hot. You are an attractive person.

by Person who knows their stuff 2 August 1, 2024

Attractive Disruption

noun
at·trac·tive dis·rup·tion

Definition:
The involuntary emotional or psychological disturbance others experience in the presence of someone whose physical appearance, aura, or confidence is so potent that it disrupts their focus, behavior, or mood—even if they don’t consciously want it to.

“Ever since he walked in, people been acting weird—laughing louder, talking faster, messing up their work. Total attractive disruption.”

by Ligerblack May 27, 2025