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Now That I have Your Attention

A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
mugGet the Now That I have Your Attentionmug.

Attention digger

Someone who always craves for attention and do anything for it. Like spreading rumours, gaining sympathy by exaggerating health conditions, etc.
by You simp October 19, 2020
mugGet the Attention diggermug.

attention whore!

an attention who is someone who craves attention. like emma.
by mikasatism September 16, 2022
mugGet the attention whore!mug.

noa attention

aha very cute fillipino
by habeshaslayer January 4, 2024
mugGet the noa attentionmug.

attention theory of everything

Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.
The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.

Implies that a surface area is a number.

Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.

Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
by metawave August 21, 2020
mugGet the attention theory of everythingmug.

Give your girlfriend attention

A day where you don’t IGNORE YOUR GIRLFRIEND and you give her attention
look it’s national give your girlfriend attention day!
by your_nan0 July 5, 2021
mugGet the Give your girlfriend attentionmug.

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