asshole

People that post Game of Thrones spoilers on Facebook.

You are an asshole when you go right to Facebook, after watching GOT, to announce what happened in the episode.

by empathypilote August 28, 2017

asshole

your best friend, you just haven't realized it yet

I never thought of Sam as an asshole until he sent that video of me getting Abe-linconed to tosh.0

by grand theft motto April 7, 2013

Asshole

A guy who doesn't help anybody else out with anything.

That asshole isn't gonna be doing anything nice for anybody today.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020

asshole

The kid I used to sit next to in class 😂

"His name was jack and I swear he really was an asshole like lietterly I felt like stabbing the prick in the face all the time "

by F friending November 27, 2015

Asshole

Somebody who always does shit that you, or nobody likes.

Guy 1-That asshole came as an asshole yesterday, and he's gonna come as one today and tomorrow isn't he?
Guy 2-Fuck that faggot, he's never gonna quit being a cocksucker!

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020

Asshole

Someone who doesn't make it a priority to be popular.

The guy had always been an asshole, what other kids thought was popular was not important to him, he thought most people in the world were a little bit too friendly.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Asshole

Monte

Monte: you’re kind of a slut
Me: you’re really an asshole

by Briiiiugh November 25, 2019