Ass eaterton

A classy way to call someone an 'ass eater' giving off the impression that you are a classy person, even when insulting someone.

"Don't talk about Samantha like that you ass eaterton!"

by Suckmytoes_77 April 12, 2021

Ass Womb

The space inside of a Person’s Anal Cavity

The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches, Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons inside of your ‘Ass Womb‘.

by NexusCaesar September 11, 2020

Ass

someone who unreasonably makes fun of others. They start problems and are not very nice. They tend to be self-centred and never really realize how much of an ass they are. All they do is critisize the things others do wrong and doesnt try to fix themselvs

Ass: "Bobby, your such a loser, why are you trying to help others with their work, don't act like a tool"
Bobby: "your such an ass, just dont ask me to help u next time. Why dont u look at yourself before you think everybody else i a hater. You think others always critisize too much"

by inrialiti March 6, 2011

Garage ass

An Anus stretched out enough to park a car in.

Bruce has a bad case of garage ass since the fleet is in port!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Ass Update

When a person looks more thicc than the last time you saw them.

Ethan: “Ayo, bruh. Did you see Stacey’s new profile pic? She got hella thicc over the summer!

Steven: I know! She got that ass update.

by ClutchHandle34+35 July 13, 2021

ass dice

Dice that have been shoved inside or near an asshole. Shoving dice in your ass is a classic method of 'winning' board games even if you don't technically win. Pair with finger foods during game night with your least favorite friends :)

ass dice really put the 'crap' back in 'craps'!

by squiggular September 13, 2020

ass packer

n. One who packs any object into his or any other mans rectal cavity. Generally one that is called an "ass packer" is known for engaging in intercourse with another male (i.e. fucking him up the ass) although the penis-to-anus contact is not necessary for one to be dubbed an "ass packer"

"Sam Compton is such an ass packer. He'll stick anything up there"

by skinanbones08 May 13, 2005