cant be arsed

Can't be bothered.

I can't be arsed to go out today

by Alex February 13, 2004

Duck Arse

When somebodies lips are too wet when sharing a cigarette, so the butt of it becomes damp

Also applies when smoking more taboo substances

Who duck arsed it? If i wanted spit in my mouth i'd have kissed you instead

Darren duck arsed again, i'm not going halves with him again

by JacobM July 1, 2010

bare arse

When you're shifting(french kissing) a right beure (good looking girl) and you put your hands down her leggings/skirt and underwear and grab her ass (hence why it's called bare arse you grab her bare arse) used in Ireland mainly in the west i.e. Galway, Mayo

Friend: That girl you were with in town didya get with her?

Lad: Sham it was more than that I slipped my hand down her knickers and I got to bare arse her

Friend: Seriously she's such a feek you're a lucky prick

Lad: Shup ya dirty fridget

by CheekyShifter June 24, 2018

arse nugget

A piece of poo or faecal matter.

I dropped an arse nugget in the toilet

by King Fibblewith the 3rd October 11, 2004

Luca arse

compact arse, smelly bum, stinks of shit, cheese and sweat.

hey, that guy has a luca arse

by caphm September 1, 2020

The Devil's Arse

The end of Joint just before you finish it.

Bob - Here do you want the rest of that?
Dave - No thanks thats the devil's arse init.

by whatatidymess December 31, 2010

Arse dandruff

also known as poo-flakes and Butt crumbs.

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat.

by coazeau July 29, 2012