ANONiform

A complete disguise from head to toe worn ONLY for street protests to combat facial recognition software and any other identifying features.

Whenever you engage in any visible protest make sure to wear your ANONiform.

by phenomenous1 February 25, 2025

anonimous

Where everyone in a committee agrees on a decision, but da members do not wish their identities to be known.

Da Declaration of Independence was ratified anonimously by many of da Founding fathers, but many of them didn't like having their signatures revealingly penned to said momentous document due to how England would view their "disloyalty".

by QuacksO May 3, 2025

Anon

The ultimate boyfriend. The kind of guy who somehow knows exactly when you need a hug, a meme, or a long ramble about life at 2AM. Unreasonably attractive (even if he denies it), endlessly supportive, and makes your heart do that weird fluttery thing.

Anon has this magical ability to make you feel safe, even through a screen. He’s the human version of your favourite hoodie and your favourite song rolled into one perfect person.

From
Your Apsara

I was having the worst day until Anon called me suddenly everything felt okay again.

by Your Apsara June 8, 2025

band anon

A more 'band orientated' group that if you call them banons flip a lid. They say band anons were before everyone joined

I'm a band anon not a banon.

by Why not banon? December 29, 2013

UK Anon

UK Anon, aka The Autist, is defined as a British Tumblr user who obsessively sends anonymous hatemail to Slavs, especially Serbs, & ppl who interact with them; typically ordering them no matter where they live to "get out of UK" & that Slavs are "primitive, violent, non-white & racist mass-migrating slave-laboring mail order brides & poor cheap trash"

skrotchevo: UK Anon jealous cus our cheap fake adidas is so glam.
c9h13nczstyj: Cyka mad cus straight UK men rather fuck Slavic men than her.

by gudroslav April 2, 2017

SELF-ANOINT

To Golden Shower oneself......and NOT on purpose!

To not "Tap Tap" enough for males in the bathroom or outdoors.........

Barry was known for "self-anointing " .......his crotch was always damp & dark....
" Hey Barry.....you might want to Tap Tap a few more times....those Khakis reveal self-anointing" too well ! "

by Big R in Vegas November 3, 2018

Ham-Anon

A support group for folks who bet right at Poker but still don't ever win.

After 83 straight days of losing at Poker Handsome Ham joined Ham-Anon to share support stories with others that don't know why they keep losing. .

by WC_WEB July 1, 2020