AlliTheBaddie

Has really sexy wet hair and turns anyone on when her hair is wet. Really hot, sexy and stunning. Has an attitude sometimes but you will get used to it.

Person 1: AlliTheBaddie wet hair is super hot and sexy
Person 2:. On god it's kinda turning me on

by Itsabignerd11 December 19, 2021

Alister

Big daddy, huge penis and love giving head. Everyone loves it.

Alister is very poggers and love fortnite serch up fortnite rule 34 on google.

by cock by charlie December 29, 2021

Alastair McCrae

Alastair McCrae is a little man

Dan: “Do you know Alastair McCrae?”
Sam: “no”
Dan: “exactly”

by HealyMeister January 8, 2022

Alistair

Good At football. Can do you all up in a bunch together. Likes punching people.
Stays personal. Keeps confined. Hates when people call him something that he's not. Makes random jokes that ARE NOT FUNNY but does it consantly which makes it funny. Likes to fight. Can smite u if you say no. Likes to mess around. Is fast. Hates a particular primary school person. HAS FRIENDS NOTIN ELSE

Alistair Hates Teacher = alastair getting detention = alastair = alastair breaking out of univesity and high school.

by Alistair Sudo 123 February 7, 2022

Alastair

Horse shit

Omg mom I found an alastair. ewwwww

by udhdvardbghjdzf February 15, 2022

Alastair

Alistairs tend to love sheep, they are protective of their spirit animal(sheep) and will twat whoever mocks sheep in the head. Alistairs even go as far as to obliterate other animals to protect his fondnes of sheep.

My dog has been twatted in the head! Must have been an alastair.

by Messageforme February 20, 2022

Alistair

A guy who is so cool that he makes Elon Musk seem like a Chad (which is one status below "Giga Chad"). An Alistair might seem like his Schlong is only 17", but in actuality, it is 40". It is also a well-known fact that anyone who doesn't like an Alistair will suffer the wrath of the shrexy Poseidon. Alistairs usually have a bank account with numbers ranging from 15-80 zeros. They also make a living off of signing people's important possessions. I mean, who wouldn't want their baby to be signed by an Alistair?

Do you see that guy, Alistair? He's a Giga Giga Chad.

Yo Alistair, sign my dick!

by Not Alistair March 4, 2022