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Alastair 

Alistairs tend to love sheep, they are protective of their spirit animal(sheep) and will twat whoever mocks sheep in the head. Alistairs even go as far as to obliterate other animals to protect his fondnes of sheep.

My dog has been twatted in the head! Must have been an alastair.

Alastair by Messageforme February 20, 2022